Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Sexual Tension With The General

Guard1: Cold shoulder man...
Guard2: Not talking to you?
Guard1: Yah, we're not mad at eachother anymore but...
Guard2: Sexual tension....
Guard1: There's no team playing now. It's like she's the colonel.
Guard2: I thought you two worked so well together.
Guard1: I'm like a soldier and she's a colonel... or a general.

- Two security guards waiting for the 1BX

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