Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Road Rage

Today I was on the 24 and not one person was talking which seemed eerily quiet to me but, whatever, I thought. I even felt too awkward to call my friend on the phone like I had planned to, until....

"LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE!!! JESUS!!!"

comes flying out of my Muni driver's mouth.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Who's Birthday Is It Really?

"You know what I give my grandkids for Christmas? IOU's. It's not their birthdays, it's Jesus'." - Older woman to a stranger on the 72.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Beauty & Brains

"You got a B? ... No? You got a C? Come on! You gotta get the grades to match the beauty!"