Friday, January 25, 2013


Overheard on the J train at 10:00 AM:

"Yeah, I'm going to the hotel.. Yeah, that's right, the HOtel! That's where all the hoes are at!"

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Cute Outfit

It's good to add a little color to an all black outfit...
But I think better to know when not to.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Shit My Cabby Tells Me [Part 3]

"Where are all good looking women with a lot of money? I want a 24 to 30 year old who's hot with lots of money!"

"I personally think Canada should be divided into three. And America should be divided into black, whites, hispanics, and one for the south. They are nuts! Are there nut jobs in Canada? I like the French language. It's so sweet, even the bad words!"

Wow... Next time I need to go home early from work I will take the risk of throwing up on muni!

Friday, June 1, 2012

I Guess I'll Walk...

This is the, albeit pretty, path you have to walk when an SUV crashes into the J train you are on. 
Thank god it's Friday...

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Shit My Cabby Tells Me [Part 2]

"Look at these dummies walking everywhere on the street! I guess not everyone is smart like me. I'm in the wrong business... Look at these people - always rushing! Running, running. Then they have a heart attack!"

"This town has so much construction. City supervisors don't know how to do it. This should be done at night when no one is here! No one lives here! Look at all this traffic!"

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Shit My Cabby Tells Me [Part 1]

Last night I had something close to, if not full-on, food poisoning. In an attempt to be a good employee, I went to work as usual today but as anyone could have guessed, did not make it for too long. In a rushed attempt to not throw up at work or on MUNI, I decided to take a taxi home. Though it's not MUNI, it may as well have been - the small space of the car with a clueless, racist, crazy and wildly chatty cabby did help my already prevalent nausea...

[These will be broken up into more than one post]

"Where are you headed?"
"Noe Valley"
"We call that no man's land. Everyone takes a prescription medication and sleeps for two days there. No young girl lives there. Everyone is old. It's so boring in that area!"

I'm pretty sure he is wildly incorrect about the demographic of Noe Valley.