Sexual Tension With The General

Guard1: Cold shoulder man...
Guard2: Not talking to you?
Guard1: Yah, we're not mad at eachother anymore but...
Guard2: Sexual tension....
Guard1: There's no team playing now. It's like she's the colonel.
Guard2: I thought you two worked so well together.
Guard1: I'm like a soldier and she's a colonel... or a general.

- Two security guards waiting for the 1BX

Dates With Girls Who Are Married

"So, I went out on this date with this girl.. right? And halfway through she's talking about her boyfriend! So I asked this other girl out and it went well... until she told me she was married! So yesterday I was supposed to meet with this other girl, but she didn't show. Can you believe I've gotten stood up so many times?? It's such bullshit! Again and again!" - Mike*, waiting for the 43 Masonic.

I knew him from a class of mine, what I never asked but couldn't help but think was how he asking these girls out? Clearly the girls were confused and thought he just wanted to hang out as friends if every single one was in a relationship. This kid was an ex army guy who lived on a boat...

*Name changed