You Smell Gooood

I got the following compliment from the guy sitting next to me on the 43 this morning:

Guy: Excuse me....
Me: Yes?
Guy: Most people don't know how to choose perfume very well but ... you really do!!

DTF

"Dude.... She was totally DTF. I mean, really! She kept playing with my hair... Like this! Seriously dude.... wow." - One dude to another at Powell Station

Stop Whoring!

Yesterday as I left Powell Station a man looked at me and yelled:

"Quit the whoring! Marry a virgin!"

Thank you, sir, for the advice.....

When Your Muni Driver Gets Frustrated

Today on the K I couldn't tell if my Muni driver was being funny or was seriously pissed off. First, she continuously complained about the driver in the Muni ahead...over the loud speaker:

"She stopped. I have no idea why... Ahhhh. Why would she stop?!"

Then a passenger pulled the stop request right as she was pulling away from a stop. I think we all knew they were requesting the next stop except for this Muni driver. She comes to a sudden stop in the middle of the intersection and, again over the loud speaker, goes:

"Pull before the stop! Are you getting off? Get off!! No. Get off at the next stop and pull before we get there!!"

Best Dressed On Muni

"I don't want no trantrums! No... You can put it down if you don't want to hold it. No trantrums! Aaand heeeree we are!! GEARY AND MASONIC!"

* "Trantrums" is not a typo...

Does Your Brain Get Smaller??

Girl: "You know when you smoke marijuana, you lose brain cells... Does that mean your brain gets smaller?"

Teacher: "No... You are losing cells the same way you do when you age but your brain stays the same size..."

Girl: "So I ain't smart no more?!?"