Today after a long day at school I got on the 43 Masonic and was happy to see a couple empty seats. A young guy approaches the seat next to me and asks if he can sit - I assumed this was because I had my stuff rolling over onto the seat.
The minute he sits down a god awful wave of B.O. hits me.
Ten minutes later I look over at him from gasping for air on my other side and think he has a friend that he is talking to. I soon find out that he is actually singing and talking to himself. Some of the lyrics I caught from him were:
"I'm not gunna wear a woman's wetsuit... I'm a man! Give me a small man's wetsuit."
"It's my birthday and I want to go out with my friends. But no one compliments me! All my friends are out..." - This is accompanied by him acting like a five year old and pouting and stomping.
He sang the chorus every few lines and it went like this:
"I've got hurt feelings. Hurt feelings. I've got hurt feelings." - In a very high pitched voice.
So, moral of the story is that though I now feel for this guy a little because his song does seem a little sad, sometimes you have to just say no to Muni goers asking to sit next to you!
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