Men Are Like Children

Professor: "So when a kid is punished, it has to be done immediately after what they did wrong."
Student: "Like men."
Professor: "You mean like human beings..."
Student: "No. I mean like men!"

So good :)

Does Your Brain Get Smaller??

Girl: "You know when you smoke marijuana, you lose brain cells... Does that mean your brain gets smaller?"

Teacher: "No... You are losing cells the same way you do when you age but your brain stays the same size..."

Girl: "So I ain't smart no more?!?"