A Day On Turk & Jones

If you happen to spend a day in San Francisco's Tenderloin, specifically on Turk Street & Jones, you might experience something similar to what I experienced today in the span of just 7 hours.

- Two domestic abuse arguments involving police officers. One alone had 5 police officers, 2 of which were standing there adjusting their uniforms and telling the man to just stand back and relax. The other situation, where the man yelled: "Ohh sure! The whore gets it all!" at the top of his lungs.

- A bakery named Hung Phat Bakery & Coffee which, if it wasn't a semi shut down hole in the wall, maybe wouldn't be soo sketchy or funny for that matter.

- Four arrests. Two of which were done by undercover police officers and which were clearly intense drug busts.

- One man wearing ass-less pants. Yes, ASS-LESS pants! Another man with his all matching track suit only slightly buttoned up and hanging on by literally a thread.

- Two men fully in white camo.

And last but definitely not least...

- Three pimps. One of which was trying to sell fake Rolex watches (shown below).

Uptight Muni

These are three separate conversations that all happened in a super cramped, uncomfortable 15 minute Muni ride.

- Why so many people getting on this muni?! It's FULL! Get your fat ass on here already, woman! Jesus!

Young Guy: Excuse me, you're in my space!
Older Guy: Everyone is in everyone's space.
Younger: Not exactly though.
Older: Uhh..Okay...

Guy 1: Remember when I touched her bottom? Hahahahah That was supposed to be a turn on.
Guy 2: That was a turn off for her!