Girls Need Headboards

"I don't have a headboard, you know, on my bed. So she didn't have anything to hold onto. You know how girls hang on to the headboard? Yeah well, she didn't have anything to hold on to... So it hit the wall and all this shit fell down" - Teenage boy to his buddy

JayB can't get a girl

JayB* is a kid I used to see on muni a lot. Because of that, I overheard a lot of his obnoxious yet sometimes funny conversations and remarks. The next few posts will be all his words. Though what he said always made me cringe and want to scream, it's a bummer he's not on the bus anymore to add some amusement to the ride:

"I used to go to the mall because I lived in New York.  I had one friend. The place was a shit hole. I was dirt poor. We walked on the freeway. We stole dungeons and dragons books because we didn't have shit and we tried to pick up girls but it didn't work because no girls were brave enough to come experience the shadow of darkness with us. " - JayB, 43 Masonic